Love them or hate them, these funny chat up lines could seriously damage your dating success and love life…

  1. “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”
  2. “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”
  3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  4. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”
  5. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”
  6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”
  7. Nice legs, what time do they open?”
  8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”
  9. “I’ve lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”
  10. “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”
  11. “Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?”
  12. “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”
  13. “Get your coat; you’ve pulled.”
  14. “My name is ______. Remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.”
  15. “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”
  16. “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”
  17. “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”
  18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
  19. “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
  20. “You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”
  21. “Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.”
  22. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
  23. “Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”
  24. “Hi. You’ll do!”
  25. “Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”
  26. “I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”
  27. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”
  28. “Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”
  29. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”
  30. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”
  31. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.”
  32. “Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then? “
  33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”
  34. “Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”
  35. “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox!”
  36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.”
  37. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?”
  38. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
  39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.”
  40. “Are those things real?”

Though they might be enough to get a laugh from some, we wouldn’t recommend using these ‘funny’ chat up lines on dating sites! Instead, learn how to Chat Someone Up In 5 Minutes Flat and the 10 Ways To Make Yourself More Dateable.

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