Top 40 most cringeworthy pick up lines

Love them or hate them, these funny chat up lines could seriously damage your dating success and love life…

  • Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?
  • Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
  • Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.
  • Nice legs, what time do they open?
  • Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
  • I’ve lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?
  • Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
  • Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • Get your coat; you’ve pulled.
  • My name is ______. Remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
  • Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?
  • I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.
  • There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.
  • I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
  • Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
  • Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
  • Hi. You’ll do!
  • Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.
  • I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?
  • Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
  • Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.
  • Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?
  • Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.
  • Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!
  • Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox!
  • You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.
  • Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • You know, I’m not really this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
  • Are those things real?

Though they might be enough to get a laugh from some, we wouldn’t recommend using these ‘funny’ chat up lines on dating sites! Instead, learn how to Chat Someone Up In 5 Minutes Flat and the 10 Ways To Make Yourself More Dateable.

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